An African Not Afraid Of The Truth!

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken Of African hypocrisy:

Haiti and the blacks!
by Loose Canon
24.01.2010 4:23:39 P

I hope black people will learn a lesson from the earthquake that hit Haiti.
If they don’t learn anything from it, then I throw up my hands in despair and give up.

Let’s start with a few basic facts.
Until the earthquake, I never knew there was a place called Haiti. I was taught geography at school but I cannot remember a time when the mistress told us about Haiti. It must have been one of those insignificant countries that we had no reason to know about.

I was fairly good at geography because I knew which country was on which continent. I also knew many capital cities. But as for Haiti I was clueless.

Now the whole world, including myself, knows about Haiti. I heard news of the earthquake on the radio. I wondered where Haiti was and what sort of people lived there.

Finally, when I switched on the television, I was informed that Haiti is an island out in the Caribbean. Television pictures revealed a place populated by black people.

From the non-stop television coverage of the earthquake, I got to learn about the history of Haiti. It was not a good history lesson. It would seem throughout its existence Haiti has suffered a series of natural calamities. In the process it has sunk even deeper into poverty and deprivation.

Like all places populated by black people, Haiti is poor. As I watched the television images, I felt very sorry for that forsaken place. Then I was hit by a thunderbolt.
I wondered what if there were no white people. You see, when the earthquake hit Haiti somebody had to come to its assistance. There had to be a rescue effort. The Haitians who survived of course did their fair bit by digging out their families from the collapsed ramshackle buildings.

But such was the scale of the devastation and the loss of human life that a bigger effort was needed. For that sort of work, you need heavy lifting gear and other sophisticated rescue equipment. I have been following the story of the earthquake keenly. I can attest to the fact that the first people to arrive with sniffer dogs were white crews from all over the world.

The aero planes that set off carrying water and food were from white countries. Not only that, the teams of volunteer doctors that I saw on television comprised white people from across the world. As the sniffer dogs went into action, the organized rescue teams that carried the stretchers were made up of white people.

It was announced that a mobile hospital was on the way. It was coming from a white country. For all intents and purposes in the aftermath of the earthquake, Haiti was literally swarming with white people. They had all arrived to save the poor blacks. And the locals were so happy to see them. Granted there were teams from the Orient such as the Chinese and Japanese. They too had quickly left their homes and families to go and assist the stricken people of Haiti.
It is obvious to everyone that this was a devastating earthquake and the work to repair Haiti and return it to a modicum of normalcy will take many years. Somebody had to commit funds to this effort. Most of the countries that have committed funds to aid the recovery are white. In fact, it would seem the whites are running the show in Haiti.

What is my point?

My point is that ever since Haiti was hit by the earthquake I have not seen any of my folks from Africa. Unless the television cameras deliberately ignored them, I never saw a rescue team from my motherland. Nor did I see any sniffer dogs from down here.
Heck, I never saw a single traditional doctor busy divining where to find people buried under the rubble.

Haiti is a land of black people. I would have expected the place to be swarming with black people helping their own. They were nowhere to be seen. I never saw any ships from black countries pulling into the harbour.

As the air traffic circled above the small airport, none of the planes was reported as coming from Africa. The blacks were nowhere to be found. They issued tepid statements of condolence to the people of Haiti and a few of the African countries donated small amounts of cash.

Granted that was better than nothing. But I must say I was disappointed. I was sad because the blacks did not behave as I had expected. You see, for far too long black countries have been insolent to the point of being abusive. They have a tendency of insulting the white man and telling him to keep out of their countries. In Fact, black people have the temerity to tell white people they can perfectly survive on their own.
So I had expected the black countries to be consistent and behave true to form. Why didn’t black countries tell white countries to stay away from Haiti because we were quite capable of leading the rescue effort? We should have insulted them as we often do at international forums.

There, our countries insult white countries and accuse them of imperialism and neo colonialism. I was extremely disappointed when our countries failed to accuse white people of practicing imperialism and neo colonialism by coming to rescue the blacks of Haiti.

We should have told them we have better sniffer dogs that have been taught only to rescue black people. We should have told their ships to stay away and their planes not to overfly Haiti because we were up to the job with our own ships and aeroplanes.

We should have brought in our traditional food instead of the strange rations the Haitians are not accustomed to.

I am so disappointed by the black leaders that I hope never to hear them again bleating about how bad white people are. The earthquake in Haiti was the most opportune time to show the whites, once and for all, that we don’t need them.

From now onwards, I want black leaders to shut up and never accuse ever white people of being bad. I am sick and tired of big words such as imperialism and neo colonialism which are unable to rescue victims of the earthquake.

I hope this is not the last earthquake that hits a black country. I want the next one to specifically hit the residence of Old Man in Harare. Then we will see if he will abuse the white crew coming to rescue him and Pretty Face!

Hat Tip to Lee Barnes

Biological Clock Ticks Faster Than Most Women Realize

Listen up, ladies. We lose the vast majority of our eggs by the time we hit 30. That means you had better stop listening to people who tell you to wait.  In other words, have a baby while you can.  Here’s a snippet from the informative article, Biological Clock Ticks Faster Than Most Women Realize.

By the time a woman reaches 30, she’s lost 90 percent of her ovarian eggs for good, according to a new study, which suggests that the female “biological clock situation is worse than we thought,”

So what are you waiting for?

To Pat Robertson Part II: Another Great Comment From A Reader

From God Is Love Without A Doubt:

Were the french slave masters who ruled over the enslaved people of Haiti with rape, whips and chains in a pact with the devil? Aren’t those who enslave, sell and torture humans possessed demons? And isn’t it a lie to say God blesses devils In Jesus Name? When does God curse the innocent?
God blessed humans of every shade to be born free for the love and grace of God. Evil always tries to capture the living spirit of God and destroy it with hate and greed.
Long ago, Napoleon’s mighty plague spread across Europe and the rest of the world until it was defeated on a tiny island by a small group of ill equipped enslaved hostages with the will of a Good, powerful and merciful God!
Beyond the wicked eye of evil, Jesus said The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth. Today Love must rise above all doubt God blesses us as humans in the spirit of reedemption to love one another as thyself.

The Best Wedding Announcement Ever!!

That’s It! I’m Jealous Of Low Income Women!!!

The benefits of being a low-income mother you ask? You get help with childcare.

You get help with baby food and formula.

You can still manage to have expensive handbags, salon and hair braiding visits.

You can magically afford plastic surgery like Octomom.

Shenequa Johnson, Yaritza Rodriguez, and Melissa O’Rourke have it made. All three women are from different racial backgrounds but they have one thing in common… The government will bail them out if they don’t make enough or any money at all. So I will be joining their ranks ASAP.  Watch me zoom down to the nearest fertility clinic, get shot up with fertility drugs, have 6 or 7 babies, and live the life. Finally!

No Wonder A Sistah Can’t Find A Brotha In Atlanta!

THEY’RE ALL GAY!!! Well, many of them are.  Here’s a snippet from The Advocate, the leading authority on all things queer:

1. Atlanta
Georgia isn’t the most gay-friendly state, but Atlanta is undoubtedly our gayest city—with 29 gay bars here, there’s a reason it’s dubbed Hotlanta. Atlanta’s several queer events include one of the nation’s largest Prides in October (returning to Piedmont Park this year), and MondoHomo, a May event celebrating art, drag, burlesque, film, and BBQ. The gay epicenter is Midtown, anchored by Outwrite Books, a giant gay bookstore bucking the national trend—by staying in business! Atlanta guys are hunky, the ladies are gracious, the gay sports leagues are seriously well organized, and its housewives (and their gay BFFs, complete with handbags and heels) are now camp icons. And who doesn’t love the sweet lilt of a Georgia accent on a knockout guy or gal? 

So to all my sistahs (in gender, not just race), if you want to find a straight guy,  get out of ATL. Many of the guys are looking for the same thing we are looking for.

P.S., you likely won’t find the urban professional in “San Fran” or the Latin lover in Miami. The men there are queer as folk, LOL.

An Open Letter To Pat Robinson From Satan!!!

Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I’m all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I’m no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth — glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven’t you seen “Crossroads”? Or “Damn Yankees”? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there’d be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox — that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it — I’m just saying: Not how I roll. You’re doing great work, Pat, and I don’t want to clip your wings — just, come on, you’re making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That’s working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best,

Satan

LILY COYLE, MINNEAPOLIS

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Satan might be right.

Shortage of Women in China Poses Marriage Challenge – Sphere News

This is what happens when a lower value is placed on women:

Shortage of Women in China Poses Marriage Challenge – Sphere News.

(Jan. 11) — More than 24 million Chinese men of marrying age could find themselves without a woman to wed by 2020, and a Chinese proclivity to abort female fetuses is a major contributing factor, a major study has found.

Women Are Pickier Than Men When It Comes To Physical Attraction

…and one night stands

Women are far more choosy about casual sex than men, who don’t specially care whether a woman is moderately or exceptionally attractive as long as she hops into bed, new research says.

I don’t advocate one night stands but I have to agree with most women in this case; I can’t have sex with a guy unless I am physically attracted to him.

Mother Of Nine Says She Was Sterilized Against Her Will – ParentDish

While I feel it’s irresponsible to depend on the government to raise your children (as well as having multiple fathers while unmarried), it should have been this woman’s choice to get her tubes tied. NOT HER DOCTOR!

P.S., this woman’s not black.

 Mother Of Nine Says She Was Sterilized Against Her Will – ParentDish.

She wanted doctors to give her a birth control device. Instead, Tessa Savicki of Springfield, Mass., says they sterilized her.

Savicki claims doctors performed a tubal ligation on her without her consent. Now, the 35-year-old mother of nine is suing Baystate Medical Center in Springfield, as well as three doctors and two nurses.

Savicki’s nine children range in age from 3 to 21. She tells the Boston Herald she wanted doctors to implant an intrauterine device after the birth of her son, Manuel Flores, in 2006. She specifically wanted a device that would be removable in case she wanted more children,