The Joys Of Being White And Male In America…
I guess one joy is that you can attack your wife (both ex and current), hold a knife to her throat, and your career won’t suffer one bit. In fact, you’ll remain one of the highest paid actors on TV. Like who, you ask? Like Mr. Carlos Irwin Estevez aka Charlie “wife beater” Sheen. Tiger “the cablinasian” (or whatever the hell he calls himself) Woods cheats and loses all…as he should have.
Oh don’t worry, I don’t believe that dbr black men should get slaps on the wrist…I just think that dbr white men should be manhandled by the justice system as well.
So the next time a white guy complains about the so-called plight of the demonized white male, ask him if he’d rather be treated like a black guy.
Y’all be up to no good fuckery wit dat misrepresentation here. Dis Charlie Sheen fella, him no white mon na — him a Mexican! Now don be bringin da tone down wit such a packa pyaka polytricks.
No one such as ya cyaan test dis mon Estevez wit such a whole heapa vexatious labrish. Even in y’all’s Babylon, is him no innocent till him be prove guilty? Even if dat a poppy show, ya know it be what dem constitution say.
Mi come here fi drink milk, mi noh come here fi count cow, so I an I no appreciate y’all hitey-titey look down red eye talk such as ya have writ here.
True, dis mon be nuttin more as a ram goat gon wild but all a dese people a mi fambly, be dem black or white, dey all in His sight. Seen? So mi ask ya nice: Galang bout ya bidness, an no be ya choble him in such a way, cos y’all have no idea what mek him so rahtid wit him wife.
Dese Babylon-vision talkin head be all laba-laba all de time, such a lotta lagga head! Half dem be fish, even!
Y’all big bout ya an talkin an bafang an all, but all dat bandulu ya talkin be no bangarang come a Amagiddeon!
Ya no black up today? Such boderation from a bong belly pickney is likkle more as a maga dog chant. Don be so screw face na. Why y’all gatta be so sheg-up an all, just cos dis fella done ketch-up wit him wife an no mon knows what have transpire?.
Now come mek we be tallowah, an den no cup no broke, no coffee no dash wey. Time far ya ta siddung an be right irie now, seen?
Charlie Sheen’s mother is from Spain and Martin Sheen has Irish roots…not Mexican. Btw, where did you find the online patios translation. I couldn’t find it.
Him still no guilty, whether him be Coolie or Paddy or whatsoever.
“online patios translation”!?
Kiss mi neck! I an I have no need fi such a chi-chi man ting, if such a ting be.
Cu ya, Sista! Why ya hafta give me such an cut yai, woman? Muss y’always be fill a such kass-kass an such a lotta nyangi-nangi? Why ya hafta galang so? Ya never will git mi jook in ya if ya carry an dis way.
An if him a Redleg as ya say mi, den him no cyaan help a bi so faasti an all.
Oh Mama, whatcha gonna do?